There is a certain to-be-left-unnamed person in Krav who, I think, gets a bad rap for being careless and uncoordinated and just generally unsafe. I would argue that she is truly
HARDCORE.- Has she ever gotten hurt? NO
- Does she skip sparring or grappling? NO
- Does she ever complain? NO
I suggest that instead of whining about our cuts and contusions and bloodied noses, we need to extend honorary membership to said ruffian.
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Most of us are too nice to return the favor on # 1.
I agree with kneestrike--hurting Joan is like hurting my grandmother.
Uh... Seems like my post is being taken seriously.
Sorry, I thought everyone knew that I'm sarcastic about everything. Except about being sarcastic. That, I'm serious about. Seriously.
Fuck! Another paradox!
Don't get me wrong--I'd love to return the favor of the shin & knee kicks, the punches to the hands, and the unacknowledged headbutts in bearhugs....for some reason I just can't.
But, I sure do get some pleasure out of hitting her in the head when sparring.
I also thought you were serious!! Im pissed at myself for not seeing through your sarcasm. These last few weeks have been a paradoxical onslaught.
hmm...that word doesn't get used enough here.
We could grant her honory membership, but there is no way we can tell her or invite her. I WILL NOT be hit in the head by a kettlebell flying out of her hands.
That's a virtual treasure trove of disaster right there (more words we should be using more often).
I don't know whether I'm excited or appalled that one of my most off-handed posts has inspired such vim and vigor.
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