Friday, August 1, 2008

Hardcore Hatred #372: The Mosquito

After last night's swampy workout, I have two clusters of mosquito bites under each shoulder blade, precisely where I can't reach. I support the complete eradication of these winged hellspawn.

[Death metal song title note to self: "Holocaust of the Culicidae"—blast beat required.]

I'm sure there is some advocacy group from which I shall draw a swarm of bleeding-heart wrath...

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