Or at least to 114. Thank goodness I put Tivo in the bedroom, because I needed to rewind CNN this morning to make sure I wasn't just stuck in someone's crazy meatball dream. The replay confirmed they had indeed interviewed the new "oldest woman in the world" who credits her longevity with BACON ! Yes, you heard me, bacon. Surprisingly, she did not mention if they were wrapped around American cheese and Tater Tots. My new hero follows up this bacon bombshell by declaring "If it tastes good, I eat it." Wow. Words to live by. You go girl.
Here is the bacon touting article:
Us News & World ReportIn less delicious news, my snatch has taken a turn for the worse. I guess there's truth to if you don't use it, you lose it. I think we'll need a snatch refresher when this damn weather clears up.
Finally, here's a couple of random slashes for grammerkins P/Trick \\\ //// -M
Posts
1 comment:
The only context in which both forward and backward slashes may be used:
1. Of course: \m/
2. Japanese ASCII fetish porn art
Oh, and all I have to say about USFHCCC Paradox Error: bacon=longevity is
\m/ \m/.
Post a Comment