If you were concerned Planet Fitness' retarded conditions for membership only applied to those scary, scary lunks out there, well rest easy. PF is equal-opportunity in it's reverse judgement and general inane policies, as evidenced when a woman on a physical therapy program elicited "complaints" of being intimidating by..wearing a shirt that exposed her stomach. Shame on her! How are the other patrons supposed to workout now?? I'm sure they all circle-jerk griped about it during one of PF's monthly pizza parties.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/gym-tells-woman-to-cover-up-because-her-%E2%80%98toned-body%E2%80%99-intimidated-others-211926273.html?vp=1
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Circle-jerking is actually more strenuous than curling vinyl-covered dumbbells. And remember: no grunting.
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