Can't afford Krav lessons?  Here's some cliff notes:

He feels your pain.

Pizza with Fried Chicken Crust!?!

What wine pairs with this?!!

H2O Punching Bag!

Ptrick/Dani- can your garage rafters hold this??

H2O Training Bag

"[If you are looking to feel] what it would be like to hit another human being, then this is the bag for you."  Somewhere, Lenny is salivating over that line.

Out-of-context reviews aside, this looks like an interesting training alternative to the heavy bag with the added bonus of being able to say "Dani keeps punching my sack!"

Planet Stupidity Strikes Again

Dust off the 'Hardcore Lameness' tag.

If you were concerned Planet Fitness' retarded conditions for membership only applied to those scary, scary lunks out there, well rest easy.  PF is equal-opportunity in it's reverse judgement and general inane policies, as evidenced when a woman on a physical therapy program elicited "complaints" of being intimidating by..wearing a shirt that exposed her stomach.  Shame on her!  How are the other patrons supposed to workout now??  I'm sure they all circle-jerk griped about it during one of PF's monthly pizza parties.


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/gym-tells-woman-to-cover-up-because-her-%E2%80%98toned-body%E2%80%99-intimidated-others-211926273.html?vp=1

A Race to Hardcore-ness

I know not everyone is keen on running (not sure if this even counts) but this sounds like a road race we could all get behind:

 http://greatideas.people.com/2014/02/21/bacon-chase-5k-run-chicago-atlanta/ 

 Sprint a whopping 80m (Bonus: drag a sled full of kettlebells) and finish with a festival dedicated to bacon. If you're feeling a bit strong that day you can jump into the 5k race instead (sled = double bonus). Plus- bacon scented race bibs! 

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