"Functional Strength" is among the latest fitness terms misappropriated by purveyors of Wicked Stoopid Fitness Gadgets and Globo Gym memberships. Most of it still boils down to masturbatory biceps curls. (See also: Silly Bullshit)
On the flipside:
MovNat
This will make you feel extra pathetic for not being able to climb the rope in junior high:
And a Spiderman more impressive than this one:
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 178
16 years ago
1 comment:
but that rope burns my hands!!
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