Ultra Super Fantastic Hardcore Combat Conditioning Club

The USFHCCC is now convened.

Here are some catch phrases that have been suggested:

• Combat Conditioning: So Hard We'll Vivisect Your Grandmother
• USFHCCC: Your Women and Children Mean Nothing to Us
• [Pic of a giant, spiky kettle bell] Perch on This and Rotate
• We Do Snatches by the Baker's Dozen. (Hold the Yeast.)
• Combat Conditioning: Kinda like a Dominatrix, but not as romantic
• Combat Conditioning: Kick ass, rinse, repeat
• Combat Conditioning: We're all working on Meghan's Snatch
• We'll rip your nipples off, dust them with cinnamon and eat them as a light appetizer before bashing your fucking skull in with a kettlebell, beeyach.