From the maker of the BA-K-47 comes this n00b cannon, capable of launching SAUSAGE ROCKETS! Why the hell didn't I go to school for mechanical engineering???
No one else may find this funny, but I'm on the floor. I've been out for 10 years, and I knew "this guy" back then. Several of them. Same mannerisms, same catch phrases. This guy perfectly captures the huge, black, hardcore infantry staff NCO.
I think (hope) this, uh, tutorial by Joey Gloor is half tongue-in-cheek, but we should ridicule it regardless. Watch all the way to the end, 'cause the real gems are in the last minute.
Supposedly, Planet Fitness = No Critics. They apparently have an alarm with a flashing light when someone acts like a lunk, or "one who grunts, drops weights, or judges" [emphasis theirs]. Sounds like they need an irony alarm in the marketing department!